MYSTERY HUNT REPORTJanuary 20th, 2003 - The MIT Mystery Hunt 2003 is still in progress. The Hunt, which is now the longest in history, has been described by members of Acme, the team which wrote it, as "cbffvoyl n ovg gbb uneq...". February 3rd, 2003 - ... in other news, the MIT Mystery Hunt 2003 has not yet finished. Those teams remaining are being closely supervised by members of Team Acme, who have resorted to adding whips to their usual tools of pens, paper and computers. Acme have started to offer major prizes for the team that finds the coin, including the freedom to leave the rooms where they have been incarcerated for the past fortnight. June 18th, 2003 - ... Police were called to MIT Building 1 today to restrain a member of Team Acme, the 'evil geniuses' who set this year's ongoing Mystery Hunt. An eye-witness said: "He just snapped, you know? Started ranting something about 'stupid morons' who couldn't solve one of his puzzles." An Acme spokesman said that the puzzle solution concerned had been "obvious to the most casual observer". January 20th, 2053 - The last known survivor of the MIT Mystery Hunt passed away today. Lance Nathan, 76, was found dead at his desk, still clutching a piece of paper on which the location of the hidden coin from the 2003 Mystery Hunt was recorded. On inspection of the location, the coin was found to have disintegrated. For instructions on how to find the funeral service, please visit http://www.acme-corp.com/0101/we-are-getting-desperate-now.html ...(thanks to Mel, ACMECorp honorary Regional Vice-President of Chronology) |