Representin' da Eleusian Nights I be da consultant DJ Trey backed up by the one and only Bruce Applegate we bring no hate since the age of eight ready to wake the Acme you got me everybody? Much respect! Profits are down. (Oh no!) No money in town (Oh no!) Lost money in telecom (Dirty dirty) Now me live wid me mom (And I'm thirty) Spirits are low (Oh no!) There's no cash flow (Oh no!) What's there dat we can we do? (Don't know) I know, let's move (Let's go!) TO JAMAICA!!! Move HQ to Jamaica! Where we can smoke a joint At a reasonable price point JAMAICA!!! Move HQ to Jamaica! Where da sun always shine We save ACME just-in-time increased shareholder value (say what?) Don't know dat means, do you (say what?) I think it gots to do with revenue (What? Who?) Ay, never mind you! (Who?) Here in Jamaica (Jamaaaica!) We avoid tax man! (Jamaaaica!) We'll make a ganja cake-a! (Jamaaaica!) No mo' Alan Greenspan (Jamaaaica!) JAMAICA!!! Move HQ to Jamaica! Where we can smoke a joint At a reasonable price point JAMAICA!!! Move HQ to Jamaica! Where da sun always shine We save ACME just-in-time Now the song got a-waita As we take a marijuana break-a Cuz we got hired As we got higher ACME don't playa hate-a Take it away Applegate-a [Hey baby Do you like me Do I make you all wet and horn-ee It's reggae Everyday all day Romantic erotic music I play] Hey hey hey! What are you say? What does dis have to do with ACME? [Nothing!] Then why did you sing it? [Cuz you wrote it] JAMAICA!!! Move HQ to Jamaica! Where da sun always shine We save ACME just-in-time