Document 4.6: Morale Booster Songs

Eleusian Nights

Representin' da Eleusian Nights I be da consultant DJ Trey backed up by the one and only
Bruce Applegate we bring no hate since the age of eight ready to wake the Acme you got me
everybody?  Much respect!

Profits are down. (Oh no!)
No money in town (Oh no!)
Lost money in telecom (Dirty dirty)
Now me live wid me mom (And I'm thirty)

Spirits are low (Oh no!)
There's no cash flow (Oh no!)
What's there dat we can we do? (Don't know)
I know, let's move (Let's go!)

TO JAMAICA!!!
Move HQ to Jamaica!

Where we can smoke a joint
At a reasonable price point

JAMAICA!!!
Move HQ to Jamaica!

Where da sun always shine
We save ACME just-in-time

increased shareholder value (say what?)
Don't know dat means, do you (say what?)
I think it gots to do with revenue (What? Who?)
Ay, never mind you! (Who?)

Here in Jamaica (Jamaaaica!)
We avoid tax man! (Jamaaaica!)
We'll make a ganja cake-a! (Jamaaaica!)
No mo' Alan Greenspan (Jamaaaica!)

JAMAICA!!!
Move HQ to Jamaica!

Where we can smoke a joint
At a reasonable price point

JAMAICA!!!
Move HQ to Jamaica!

Where da sun always shine
We save ACME just-in-time

Now the song got a-waita
As we take a marijuana break-a
Cuz we got hired
As we got higher

ACME don't playa hate-a
Take it away Applegate-a

[Hey baby
Do you like me
Do I make you all wet and horn-ee

It's reggae
Everyday all day
Romantic erotic music I play]

Hey hey hey!
What are you say?
What does dis have to do with ACME?
[Nothing!]
Then why did you sing it?
[Cuz you wrote it]

JAMAICA!!!
 Move HQ to Jamaica!

Where da sun always shine
We save ACME just-in-time

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