The librarian hands you a sheet of paper, saying, "We found this puzzle stuck inside a book called Cretans for Dummies." He continues, "According to some notes scribbled in the margin, it seems each row has two answers reading across, and there's a path of words winding through the maze, but it doesn't say where the path starts or what direction it's going. And I have a suspicion there's something else he's leaving out, but I just don't know what. Maybe you can take the bull by the horns and figure it out." An extremely off-color pun occurs to you revolving around the word "bull," but you wouldn't want to be non-PC, so you let it pass.

ACROSS "You are in a maze of twisty little passages, ___" Widow's walk feature Scottish hillsides Iberian interjection One of two rivers that forms the Humber "Ignorance is strength," e.g. Sharp Lopsided defeat, to a sportswriter Formal banquets Fix a wayward shoelace It may attract attention Beats in an Old West gunfight Mojo Jojo's is exposed Name Ready for a smack? Avis : #2 :: ___ : #1 X5-452 portrayer Spiff, e.g. Greeted with disapproval One of the Young Ones Hungary joined it in 1999 The Lunar Rover's top speed on level ground Artsy It may be represented by a bead

WINDING Visine delivery device Sulphur dioxide causes it He talks to the animals "Exile in Guyville" songstress Film whose DVD features an extra entitled "Tattoos" "...that can ___ my spirits to your worship" Dodge Splits Lone Star's brewing company "...multicolored mirrors on his ___ boots" Mend Shelf support Tebaldi e Moffo Bewail Elder stateswoman Trajan's successor Citrus-flavored confection It may be used to discuss ancient history Her first book of poetry was titled Once Highest area of jurisdiction? Quezon City replaced it for a while Early type of plastic Jumper with cables? French battle site of 1944